Bluewater

synopsis

Tell me I’m fit but I know it on the streets and make me dizee as you dance wiv me. Set under 00s labour governments juicy grip, offering a false sense of equality.

Plot Summary:

2008, South London.

Tell me I’m fit but I know it on the streets and make me dizee as you dance wiv me. Set under 00s labour governments juicy grip, offering a false sense of equality.

Bluewater is told through the eyes of a seventeen year old girl, funny and charismatic this ordinary teen is embarking on a remarkably queer weekend concerned with MSN, Cigarettes, vodka, shag bands and how much thong is too much thong, she could really do without her Saturday night house party taking an unexpected yet dreaded dyke driven turn.

A chance “lesbian” (shudders) encounter could change her life forever, but will it be for better or for worse.

Play, Theatre, Performances:

  • Queer Noise 15th July 2022 in colab with ‘Qwere’, ‘New Normal Project’ & ‘Netil House’ 
  • London Irish Centre 28th July 2022 produced by Kate Bauer
  • Edinburgh Fringe (Gilded Baloon) August 2022 produced by Band of Sisters Theatre
  • Kings Head Theatre London October 2022 produced by Band of Sisters Theatre
  • Etcetera Theatre May 2024 produced by Band of Sisters Theatre

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